Day 11 — triple threat: art + science + quirks

Sometimes a work of art hits you hard in the feels (as the yoof never say). This gorgeous illustration appeals to me in so many wonderful ways: mushroom, rain, gastronomy, humour, verse, silliness, anthropomorphised British woodland creatures. It’s a grab bag of excellence from start to finish. 

The Poetic Factoid is, I’ll admit it, a little odd (out of left field even) & is the only result I could find when entering the search terms “mushroom” + “moles” into the wonderful web of the world. 

Plus there’s even a Bonus Poem inspired by today’s Poetic Factoid. Win-Win-Win for poetry lovers.

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Page 37 [Picture Perfect]

First encountered the delightful 
image in a meme which reads:
“What is your retirement strategy?
Bro, I just want to be a well-dressed 
mole enjoying tea under a mushroom.

What with my snug fitting gold vest
Hot beverage. Picnic basket. Biscuit.
All while dry & watching the rain.
Add a book or four into the scene
& I would literally feel it was heaven.

Yet my blessed life was made even better 
when upon searching for the source
discovered it in a book of nonsense verse:
A Great Big Ugly Man Came Up & Tied His Horse 
To Me my own second-hand copy promptly ordered.

The joy upon realising it was cropped 
from an even greater whole was a buzz.
A bedraggled fox & wet rat standing
beneath a broken brolly in a stream
as cats & dogs tumble down overhead.

Ah, lovely Devon . . .
Where it rains eight days out of seven!

Rain on the green-grass & rain on the tree,
Rain on the house-top, but not on me.

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Day 11 Factoid – Investigation Into Interdependence Between Moles & Mushrooms Reveals Odd Relationship of Convenience

Myco-talpology
the science of mushrooms & talpid moles

Four Japanese scientists 
                          have discovered
it’s possible to locate underground 
mole nests 
                   by the aboveground 
fruiting of  Hebeloma danicum 
       or Hebeloma sagarae

They say: hyphae 
                           of these mushrooms 
       colonise mole latrines 
near nests           forming ectomycorrhizas 
       with their host trees’ roots

Via this strangely specific 
                                        symbiosis
the hyphae & roots      absorb
   transform, & translocate 
                                      nutrients 
from mole excretions
thereby cleaning 
                             the mole’s habitat. 

*NB note the language used in this poem is heavily based on Naohiko Sagara, Nobuko Tuno, Yu Fukasawa, & Shin-ichiro Kawada’s abstract to their paper: Mushrooms arising from the mole latrine reveal the life of talpid moles: proposals of ‘myco-talpology’ and ‘habitat-cleaning symbiosis’ published in The European Zoological Journal.

Link: https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2022.10.22.513302v1.full

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Day 11 BONUS POEM – Written After Skimming the Full Paper (all 63 pages including 17 Figures, Charts & Graphs)

Quirky Researchers

The fact there are such people in our world
Who dedicate years of study gathering data
About a myriad of arcane & distinct topics
Fills me with such a rush of joyful satisfaction 
For every researcher & their glorious quirky passion.

Day 07 – following your bliss + buying happiness

I have a bucket load of ideas I’d like to get to this month when it comes to books & reading. (Hmm, odd that.) Sometimes it’s hard to choose. Not today. This one grabbed me ideas brain & away we went. So, presenting one of the many ideas which explore the various dream/idyll lives I would live if I could.

The Factoid Poem addresses the very real & pressing question: does buying books make you happy?

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bliss following, version 1

If you follow your bliss you put yourself on a track that has been there all the while, waiting for you.
— Joseph Campbell, The Power of Myth

the bliss dream : or the first iteration of it at least : is to purchase a second hand : double decker bus : paint it Anne of the Gable green : ensure it is equipped with titanium grade shock-absorbers : & a highly powerful yet surprisingly fuel efficient engine : fit out the upstairs with comfortable living quarters : while downstairs : as many empty bespoke bookcases as can logically & logistically be arranged : then to spend a year : driving round Great Britain : (pleasant companion/co-driver optional) : visiting key literary hotspots : i’ve always wanted to experience : & : more importantly : slowly filling up those bookshelves : by popping in to every second-hand bookstore : i can get to : along the way : ending up in Hay-on-Wye : at the end of May : for their magnificent festival : by which time : my exhausted & overworked bus : will probably be so weighed down : with wonderful new acquisitions : i’ll need to park it in a field somewhere nearby : & proceed to read my way : through the lot

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Day 07 Factoid – Psychological Studies concerning buying books analysed in depth & detail

Can Buying Books Make You Happy? 
Psychology Says, Well, Duh!

this poem explores the psychology 
behind buying books 
                                    … & being happy

it’s well known that if you buy experiences 
not material objects the happiness 
hangs around lots longer

books are material objects
yet in opening them up & reading them
experiences are being experienced

Ipso facto sum — which is good

psychology also praises personality-guided-spending
that is: spend your money in accordance 
with your personality & you’ll be happy

ergo an introvert buys books = happy
avid reader buys some sort of icky old experience 
where they don’t have any time to read = not happy

Quid pro quo — which is also good

so what’s the conclusion 
of all this comprehensive analysis? 
yes. buying books does make you happy!

[i get that’s how this whole poem started 
but we had to do some rigorous sciencey things
to shut up all the negative nellie naysayers out there]

of course i must conclude with the caveat
too much of anything can be bad
// hang on, wait, what’s that? 

new research now claims
no such thing as too many books
(OMFG! what a relief!)

Dona eis requiem — which is all very good

Day 04 – poem about research

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As the poem explains, I was working on a different piece when I was interrupted (many times) by beloved niece. Since I didn’t have time to complete the previous composition, a hasty last-minute decision was made to salvage some of the wasted time into this … er, sparkling effort you see before you.

millennials on the interwebs

i.
just spent over 35
minutes on a back &
forth text argument
with my niece find
her somewhat wonky
feet learning how
to attribute sources
in academic writing
(yes i know, zzzzzzzz)
when i should have
been finishing today’s
poem of perfection
& utmost genius

spent too much time
trying to teach her
how to fish on the net
for more than just cute
kittens & youtube vids
of people falling off things

ii.
ergo: a condensed
summation of the encounter

If i use a quote from a
lecture how do i
reference it do you
know?

Google

It doent explain shit..

Type: how do I reference
a quote from a lecture
Harvard (that’s what I did)

None of them are
answeeing my question..
doesnt matte

Don’t get huffy with
me !!!

I dont even know who
the bloddy lecturer is
because  the lectures
written and it doesnt say
anywhete im looking
through everything!

Done..

Happy
or
Grumpy

It wasn’t a matter of
Google it was a matter of
working how who the
author was

Well why the fack you
even asking me then! I
don’t know who your
lecturer is 😝

I know but at first i didnt
know if the lecturer was
the author or if i had to
reference where they get
their info from..

Hhhmmmm
Not what you asked me

The more specific your
question, the more
accurate the answer is
likely to be 😂😂😂

Btw you’re welcome 😜

Solve it for yourself next
time lazy pants x

iii.
the radio silence
between my last
4 answers implies
there might not be
a next time for this
grumpy uncle