Day 11 — triple threat: art + science + quirks

Sometimes a work of art hits you hard in the feels (as the yoof never say). This gorgeous illustration appeals to me in so many wonderful ways: mushroom, rain, gastronomy, humour, verse, silliness, anthropomorphised British woodland creatures. It’s a grab bag of excellence from start to finish. 

The Poetic Factoid is, I’ll admit it, a little odd (out of left field even) & is the only result I could find when entering the search terms “mushroom” + “moles” into the wonderful web of the world. 

Plus there’s even a Bonus Poem inspired by today’s Poetic Factoid. Win-Win-Win for poetry lovers.

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Page 37 [Picture Perfect]

First encountered the delightful 
image in a meme which reads:
“What is your retirement strategy?
Bro, I just want to be a well-dressed 
mole enjoying tea under a mushroom.

What with my snug fitting gold vest
Hot beverage. Picnic basket. Biscuit.
All while dry & watching the rain.
Add a book or four into the scene
& I would literally feel it was heaven.

Yet my blessed life was made even better 
when upon searching for the source
discovered it in a book of nonsense verse:
A Great Big Ugly Man Came Up & Tied His Horse 
To Me my own second-hand copy promptly ordered.

The joy upon realising it was cropped 
from an even greater whole was a buzz.
A bedraggled fox & wet rat standing
beneath a broken brolly in a stream
as cats & dogs tumble down overhead.

Ah, lovely Devon . . .
Where it rains eight days out of seven!

Rain on the green-grass & rain on the tree,
Rain on the house-top, but not on me.

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Day 11 Factoid – Investigation Into Interdependence Between Moles & Mushrooms Reveals Odd Relationship of Convenience

Myco-talpology
the science of mushrooms & talpid moles

Four Japanese scientists 
                          have discovered
it’s possible to locate underground 
mole nests 
                   by the aboveground 
fruiting of  Hebeloma danicum 
       or Hebeloma sagarae

They say: hyphae 
                           of these mushrooms 
       colonise mole latrines 
near nests           forming ectomycorrhizas 
       with their host trees’ roots

Via this strangely specific 
                                        symbiosis
the hyphae & roots      absorb
   transform, & translocate 
                                      nutrients 
from mole excretions
thereby cleaning 
                             the mole’s habitat. 

*NB note the language used in this poem is heavily based on Naohiko Sagara, Nobuko Tuno, Yu Fukasawa, & Shin-ichiro Kawada’s abstract to their paper: Mushrooms arising from the mole latrine reveal the life of talpid moles: proposals of ‘myco-talpology’ and ‘habitat-cleaning symbiosis’ published in The European Zoological Journal.

Link: https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2022.10.22.513302v1.full

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Day 11 BONUS POEM – Written After Skimming the Full Paper (all 63 pages including 17 Figures, Charts & Graphs)

Quirky Researchers

The fact there are such people in our world
Who dedicate years of study gathering data
About a myriad of arcane & distinct topics
Fills me with such a rush of joyful satisfaction 
For every researcher & their glorious quirky passion.

Day 09 – A series of questions I’d like to ask climate change deniers

A series of questions I’d like to ask climate change deniers

i.
How do you know the world
was hotter thousands of years ago?
People have said so?
Oh. What kind of people?
Can you say it?
Don’t worry I will then.
Scientists have.
So why do you believe those scientists but not the 97%?

ii.
When the planet was hotter
what lived then?
Were humans around?
You don’t know?
That’s okay.
The answer is —
No, they weren’t!
The world was dominated 
by a bunch of giant cold blooded lizards.
Any warm blooded potential ancestors 
of ours
were tiny little rodents
scurrying around 
trying not to get stepped on
or eaten

iii.
& why did the dinosaurs reign supreme
during this so-called “normal”/“natural” 
warmer greenhouse earth you farking 
deniers love to harp on about?

Because. They. Were. Much. Better. Suited. 
To. Such. High. Temperatures. Than. Human-like. 
Creatures. Like. Us. Were.    Or. Ever. Will. Be.