Day 30 — spores + optimism

April remains a challenging month, right up there with December. Another NaPoWriMo down & I still question why I keep doing them. As I always say, draining churning out X poems a day is hard work. Even when the topic is one you love & love reading/learning new things about. Sure the challenge is good, the rewards often quite impressive, but there are days when with everything else that’s going on, you just don’t wanna. 

It’s quite amazing then, that we you do actually sit down at the creation station. And have a tweak. Chuck down a couple of lines. Play with an idea. How quickly the juices kick in — even if they’re completely opposite to the poem you thought you were writing. It’s remarkable how many good poems get written because you need to get them out the way to start work on the proper one.

And at the end of every month, there’s always loose lines floating round, titles, ideas with question marks, a swag of half-started, half-finished, half-abandoned drafts. Some of these I pick up & work on in the non chaos months after April. Some never go anywhere.

But today I’ve decided to try & incorporate as many of these half moments into a poem of its own as a kind of exclamation point to the month.

The closing Factoid however is something I wanted to do a big proper poem about (or several) but never quite found the time.

[NB a mini-migraine these past 24 hours has seen the delay of this blog getting posted. Would’ve been so pleasant not having to write a poem today (were it not for this head)]

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fungitis 

i. spores
in poetry as in the fungi kingdom
there’s a multitude of diversity

millions of spores drift among us 
without us even realising 

wanted to write a spore-based poem
that wasn’t too stat heavy 

ii. Mycelium
amazing construct doing amazing things
below our feet, all round us
without us even knowing

iii. Wood Wide Web
beautiful phrase coined by David Read
(Sir Dude) about a network way cooler
than that other WWW we’re addicted to

iv. possible titles
the fun guy
the underneath ones
the plastic eaters
the quiet hunt
The Widow’s Guide to (in)Edible Mushrooms
       book by Chauna Craig with a title 
       i think would make a terrific poem

v. whacky name poem
mushrooms have some whacky names 
a poem listing all or some of them
could be quite good fun: Wood Woollyfoot
Candle Snuff Fungus, Sticky Bun
Rosy Bonnet, Powdery Piggyback & so on

vi. split personalities
a Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde poem
where half is about ants farming
fungi to feed the colony & the reverse 

are literally horrifying fungi 
who zombify ants eating 
them from the inside out

vii. trippy dippy
an exploration of  Alice’s adventures 
as a psychedelic mushroom experience

viii. mushroom collective nouns
as it says on the tin

ix. 
esteemed mycophile & erstwhile
avant-garde musician John Cage 
& a funny story on how his now 
famous 4’33 of silence came about

x. medical miracle workers
cholesterol reducers
organ transplant anti-rejector agents
a plethora of antibiotics

life savers on many levels

bonus. a refuse (reverse) poem … breaking down stuff
not sure what I meant by this
but it sure sounds interesting 

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Day 30 Factoid — Optimistic Factoid

2 buzzwords of the future: mycoremediation & ecotoxicology

while 
       wild Aspergillus fungi was found 
degrading spilled crude oil in the Gulf of Mexico 
unasked  unexpected   &   largely  unsung

various,
          other fungal enzymes have displayed talents
in degrading petroleum hydrocarbons, heavy 
metals, xenobiotics — & even some plastics

however,
            instead of hoping they’ll be able to
remediate damage done to our soil, water, & air
surely it would be far better to learn how

not to cause such devastation in the first place

Day 29 — ink + stamps

I actually found some of these today in a totally unexpected location which was a really big thrill. So it seemed appropriate/a sign from the underneath ones to poemify this species today (they were on my list [along with so many other wonderful fungi I haven’t yet gotten to] so it wasn’t a particularly difficult decision).

The Poetic Factoid grew out of one of the things I learnt about SICs today — philately & fungi. Which for a time led me down a very odd yet pleasant, little rabbit hole.

It’s not as pretty as some photos, but I took it myself so I’m happy. You can already see the inkification around the skirts of each mushroom.

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fungilegium: Shaggy Ink Cap
Coprinus comatus

Shaggy Ink Cap. Shaggy Mane. Lawyer’s Wig.
Pretty like a ballroom gown. But quickly. Turns 
into. A Tim Burton movie. Melts black. Dissolves.
It’s eating itself. Basically. Looks like it’s bleeding.
Witches hat. Deliquescence. Another beautiful word.

Lawn dwellers. Or where earth has been disturbed.
Tough enough. To push through asphalt. Allegedly.
On an Aussie stamp. Back when they were only 35c.
(Also; Maldives, Togo, Spain, Mongolia, Belarus, etc.)* 
So named. Cos back in the day. Really were used as ink.

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Day 29 Factoid Overload — There’s Weird & Utterly Wonderful Folks Who Collect Combinations of All Sorts of Things

fungi philately

TIL : there’s a subgroup : of collectors : who solely collect : stamps : depicting mushrooms : (& other fungi) : because : of course they do : & i think this : whacky nicheness : is wonderful : fly agaric : porcini : & golden chanterelle : the most popular mushrooms : on stamps : worldwide : there’s even a book : because : of course there is : Philatelic Mycology: Families of Fungi : which defies philatelistic tradition & protocol : for : instead of organisation : by country of origin : then date of issue : [logical, sensible, proper] : in this quirky book : that knows its audience : all too well :  exactly 1,000 international stamps : are organised : by : taxonomic family : shroom! : take that : regular stamp collecting dudes

Day 28 — Fox + Fire

Starting to feel like I’m running out of time & there’s still so many fun fungi ideas I wish to explore. But I have to get this one down. So it’s back to the fabulous fungilegium form to capture another extraordinary genus of mushroom.

Today’s Factoid is perhaps the silliest of the month — & as such, quite possibly my favourite.

[Disclaimer: Another block of catch up poems, all written on the correct day (Tuesday) but unable to get online in time.]

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fungilegium: Night-light Mushroom
Mycena chlorophos

Emits mysterious green glow in the dark.
Beautiful word. Bioluminescence. Say it. Ahhh!
Concentrated colour in the cap & blades.
(chloros = green, phos = light). Bright light in night.
Attracts insects which disperse spores.

Technical. Luciferin molecules oxidise/catalyse 
luciferase enzymes. I don’t really know. But energy 
ie photons released. Thus. The neon green scene. 
Naturally this magic light : creates local legends,
supernatural phenomena, magic, & omens.

Like JayC in the tomb : only lasts three days 

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Day 28 Factoid — Two Wise Old Men Ponder How Word Order Matters

Foxes on Fire

Aristotle observed bioluminescent fungi
382 years before the birth of the big guy
called it “Foxfire” & said was cold to touch

All month I’ve been thinking of a spy novel
read in high school wondering if I can use it
in a poem — to discover just then it was called

“Firefox” — so not even the most tenuous fungal link

Day 27 — lichen + minerals

Some poems come quickly & unexpected. Almost effortlessly. This one came about because I saw a photo of a lichen called Rhizocarpon geographicum (map lichen) in one of my reference books. And within 15 minutes, this poem had escaped.

The Factoid is a reworking/amplification of a line I remember reading that still blows my mind.

[Disclaimer: Another block of catch up poems, all written on the correct day (Monday) but unable to get online in time.]

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fungi-algae-fusion-ophile 

we called them then : & still do now : moss rocks : a wiser me : probably never can again : as i know them to be : lichen rocks : but c’est la vie : i used to love : staring at them as a kid : up the back of our small farm : on the stone wall fence : or the big lumps of granite : iceberg-like : buried 4/5ths underground : just a crest : poking out : like a dolphin’s dorsal : anywhere really : time had a chance to slow down : settle : to my eye : they looked like : crazy continents : maps of far-off fantasy worlds : yes i am one of those : card-carrying cartophiles : one of those mad map enthusiasts : always referring back to the maps : of made up worlds : in the beginning of big epic fantasy wonderlands : wondering which exotically named place : the protagonists would be heading : next : & the same with these glorious : lichen-covered : living maps : allowing me to be : in multiple universes : at once 

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Day 27 Factoids — The Boundary Riders

the go-betweens

it is likely that
some portion 
of the minerals 
in your body 

has passed 

through lichen 
at some point
in the history
of the world

Day 26 — Stinkhorns: in Woodlands & in Rock

Sometimes I’m just a silly little adolescent boy. The Factoid likewise.

[Disclaimer: Another block of catch up poems, all written on the correct day (Sunday) but unable to get online in time.]

*Snigger*

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Case Study: Phallaceae, Phallus impudicus    #8: The Stinkhorns

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Day 26 Factoid — (more) Some People Can be Inspired By Anything  

Flood (1994), Epic Records

English alt rock/grunge 
band Headswim released 
a song called “Stinkhorn”

i’ve listened to it exactly once
it sounds much as i imagine
the fungal iteration smells

Day 25 — lethal + prejudice

Lethal Prejudice (today’s two-worder grab) sounds like the title of a terrible Jean Claude van Damme action movie. It’s not. But it is a shape poem (or indeed, an anti-shape poem) about the world’s most lethal mushroom. A relatively easy choice when Anzac/war etc + mushrooms turned up very few hits.

The Poetic Factoid poem was one of the very few minor fun facts I discovered & even so, is barely more than prose broken into couplets (not my finest work) but I spent waaaaay too long on the proper poem.

[Disclaimer: Another block of catch up poems, all written on the correct day (Saturday) but unable to get online in time.]

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Case Study: Nucula flammagenitus      #7: The Most Lethal Mushroom in the World

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Day 25 Factoid — WWII Was A Key Factor in Making this Mushroom Popular 

Pleurotus Prejudice 

i.
put-upon, food-scarce, & desperate — the failing third reich was forced
to cultivate what was previously considered a mediocre second choice crop

ii.
the easy ability of oyster mushrooms to thrive on diverse substrates 
(wood & agricultural waste) made them a vital sustainable food source

iii.
following the war they were recognised for their subtle, savoury flavour 
became high culinary artefacts & started sprouting in posh shops everywhere 

Day 15 —  Psilocybin + Psilocybe 

The Festival of Grief has been subdued again this year which is surely a positive sign. Healing perhaps has arrived. The text is a compilation / reinterpretation / reworking of many people’s descriptions of what taking psilocybin felt like for them. I found the content both online in various forums & chats as well as in my printed books.

The Poetic Factoid is borderline abuse.

[Disclaimer: As with yesterday’s entry, this poem was written on the correct day (Wednesday) but was unable to get it online owing to painting, meetings, & other exhaustions.]

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Psilocybin 

you say it feels like : you’re losing your sense of self : shedding it : that it blows your mind : puts all things into perspective : clears your thinking : connects you with the universe : expands who you are : what you know : what you could be : unravels obstacles & obstructions : achieve transcendental introspection : omniscient understanding of self : the most profound lesson you learn is : how : to be your true pure self

you say it : reduces social anxiety : helps overcome severe trauma, PTSD, & extreme depression : the trauma of growing up in an evangelical church : kept you clean from cocaine & heroin for 15 years : your self loathing’s disappeared : losing your inner hate was a miracle : freed you of so much baggage : got your life back on track : become more focused, more functional : removed your mum’s end of life pain

you are kinder, more considerate, patient, peaceful : you are growing old with grace : with more joy : delight : you feel compassion for everything in existence : find every moment fascinating : see the complex synchronicity : hear for the first time : the beautiful song of the cosmos 

shows you there is infinitely more than meets the eye : allows you to look at everything in a new light : teaches perspective : to live life in such a way : it allows you to reach the highest state of consciousness possible : to achieve that infinite goal of divinity : death no longer scares : death is simply a new beginning of something ended 

formerly you were : a dry river bed : now feel full & flowing : you are the universe : & the universe is you : the stars rush towards you : swallow you up : you travel back in time : to the Big Bang : you are the Big Bang : you are everything : you talk to God : you sit with Buddha under the bodhi tree : you walk with Jesus on a beach : you speak to dead relatives 

all i seek : is three minutes : with my beautiful babies : to know you’re all okay

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Day 15 Factoid – Sometimes Names Can Be Unkind 

Psilocybe (genus name)

relatively modern word
coined in the 1950s
using modern Latin
from the Greek psilos 
meaning bald
& kubē meaning head

not quite sure 
how i feel about this

Day 14 — Triptastic + naming systems

This was a challenging poem to write because it took on a tone & indeed life of its own which was not what I was intending: trying to imagine myself as a species of mushroom. Things quickly went awry when some of the phrases demanded more like them, then counterpoints to them, then it just kept going. Slowly & surely spreading into what it is. A strange yet compelling little creature.

The Factoid is both a joke and a deadly serious accusation; a lightweight little pome which is also doing a lot of heavy lifting.

[As with yesterday’s entry, this poem was written on the correct day (Tuesday) but was unable to get it online owing to online courses, meetings, & other exhaustions.]

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Day 13 Factoid – Scientists Need to Pull Their Collective Fingers Out

Binomial Oversight

there is no
fungi named 
after me           yet

Day 10 – superstitions + myths

Another poem that (the concept of which) has been bubbling around my brain for a few days. Again it might’ve been a better “introductory” pome but we get what get when we gets it.

The Factoid is actually an assembly of 5 Mushroom Myths, to which I could easily have added another 5 more. But five seemed the right number so I picked the funnest ones.

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superstitions abound because

i. popular
they alarm : in (as archaic storytellers would say) : ye olden days : simply : by suddenly appearing : & equally so : disappearing : into nothingness : more often than not : as if out of nowhere : oftener in odd : unusual : otherworldly : or magical forms : some humanoid in shape : some suggestive : complete with earthy intoxicating smells : foul unpleasant smells : gaudy colours : extravagant colours : glorious colours : colours which change when touched : or cut : bawdy designs : gorgeous  designs : even some which light up the dark : bioluminescence : being almost the last straw : of our ancestor’s sanity

they appear : in fairy rings : aka : dimensional portals ; midnight transportation to realms of the Fae : time travel ; where one night’s revelry inside : equates with a hundred years back home : & the deaths of all your family & friends : crushing one causes ; the curse of bad luck : predicting lifespans : or amphitheatres ; where only the pure-hearted ; can enjoy ; ethereal music & exotic dancing : scorch marks ; created by overheated dragon tails ; or worse ; wild witches dance in them ; & in their swivels summon devils : as architects of immortality

they grew : where lightning had struck earth ; or fallen stars lodged : they were made of : the blood of dragons : seeded by the Devil : or any one ; of a number of gods ; some benevolent ; others more perverse  

they were : the work of witches : portals for fairies : gifts & curses from the divine : reflections of our desires ; our doubts : some even translocate us : within our own minds

ii. personal
whereas i believe : the ongoing obsession : love/hate : philia/phobia : fondness/fear : fixation : infatuation : call it what you will : between fungi : & us : is because we recognise : at a sub liminal level : we realise : in the sub strate : of our souls : we acknowledge : at our deepest sub conscious core : we would not be here : without that first ancient collaboration : between fungi & plant : five hundred million years ago

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Day 10 Factoid – There’s A Lot Of Mushroom Misconceptions Around

5 False Myths About Mushrooms

1. If Animals Eat Them…
Animals eat many things I would not put 
near my mouth. (My dog’s diet is a perfect 
case in point.) Learning to identify mushrooms 
is far more reliable than trusting a moose.

2. Cooking Makes Mushrooms Safe
Try if you like but no matter how thoroughly 
you cook various poisonous mushrooms
many/most toxins do not break down 
with heat/any type of cooking. So no go, Joe.

3. Color Indicates Toxicity …
Not all brightly coloured mushrooms are toxic 
& plenty of dull coloured ones are safe to eat.

3i. Any White Mushrooms Are Safe To Eat Myth
No, white is not alright. Think this & it 
might be your last thought. Some of the most 
toxic mushrooms around are pure white 
& would love to kill you if they could.

4. All Toxic Mushrooms Taste Bad
That all poisonous mushrooms taste bad, bitter, 
or sour is baloney. Reportedly the death cap tastes
excellent. How do we know? It doesn’t always kill 
immediately — liver failure & other organ damage is also possible.

5. Cooking With A Silver Spoon Identifies Toxic Mushrooms.
Supposed sulphur-containing toxic mushrooms 
will not cause silver spoons to blacken or tarnish. 
All it means is if you survive your meal, 
you might have to polish your silver again.

Day 08 – field + 3-in-1

Seems like there’s a few mushroom memory poems in me trying to make their way out. So we’d best let them. It is an interesting corollary of creative activity that once you start down a certain pathway of thinking/exploration, more & more bubbles to the surface, including things you may not have thought about in decades or even remember you remembered.

WARNING: The Factoid is a pretty shocking and revelatory reveal that will quite possibly BLOW your mind.

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field mushrooms
Agaricus multitudinous 

one of my favourite memories 
as a child was wandering 
the wet grassed dew paddocks
                  in my wellies 

& finding huge white beauties 
with chocolate brown gills 
smelling of earth & muddy fertility 
                  some the size of plates

talking with my parents
several days ago we agreed
don’t see as many as we used to 
                  anecdotally at least 

back then the adventure 
was the finding not the eating 
some things stay the same
                  but others change drastically 

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Day 08 Factoid – Not all mushrooms taste the same

the unusual instance of 3 mushrooms in 1
Agaricus bisporus

1. Button
entirely white
baby blobs of bland
reason for near universal popularity
             unknown

2. Cremini 
brown capped 
no visible gills
firmer texture  
             difficult to source in Oz

3. Portobello
large rugged roofed
flat brown caps 
& visible gills
             at last looking like a proper mushy

4. Revelation
all these mushrooms are the same
the minor difference is age
the major difference is taste
             (you’re welcome)