Monday’s volume of poetry read was a recent purchase & one I’ve been saving for the end of the month: Brian Bilston’s Alexa, what is there to know about love? I was saving Bilston for the end because he’s so fun & playful & cheeky & clever in his word game poems — & I suspected/knew I’d need an energising pick me up (this month more than usual; or perhaps not, perhaps it always feels this way by the end. I suspect it does, we just choose to blank it out).
“Love in the Age of Google” is a poem made up of single lines from google’s predictive text. I’ve seen a couple of other attempts at this type of poem & thought today is a good day to test it out (for reasons which will hopefilly become clearer in Poem 2). Curation of results has taken place. I wish I made more time to make both poems shorter, tighter, but I don’t …
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Predicting Orpheus
1. DuckDuckGo
(yes other search engines are available)
did orpheus save eurydice
did orpheus look back
did orpheus die
did orpheus have children
did orpheus see eurydice in the underworld
— think most of these are pretty easy to answer, though the children one pulls me up short
why did orpheus look back
why did orpheus look back at eurydice
why did orpheus decide to rescue his wife
why did orpheus go to the underworld
why did orpheus die
— hmmm, feel like these are questions i should’ve asked at the start of the month. life mightabeen easier.
why was orpheus
why was orpheus killed
why was orpheus adored in thrace
why was ephesus abandoned
why was ephesus an important city
why was morpheus recast
— sometimes the algorithm breaks down, yes, even before i do
2. Google
i. did orpheus
what instrument did orpheus play
…..oh good, an easy one. the lute. ah, harp. the lyre, the lyre…
what did orpheus do
…..wandered round the place singing. after that, things get ugly
how did orpheus get into the underworld
…..excellent question, one which took me considerable
…..time in my books & online to answer
how did orpheus die
…..not pleasantly. will that suffice?
ii. why did orpheus
why did orpheus go to the underworld
…..even not knowing the tale, surely this is work-outable
why did orpheus look back
…..which is, of course, the crux
why did eurydice run away from orpheus
…..run away? really? that’s the verb you’ve chosen.
why did orpheus look back at eurydice
…..it really all comes back to this, doesn’t it?
why did the maenads kill orpheus
…..is “it’s complicated” a good enough reply?
iii. outtakes & bloopers
(in the interest of balance, google had its share of quirky predictions too)
~why did roman kill orpheus wife
~why did hades give orpheus a condition
~why did the gods gave condition to orpheus
~why did thanatos come out of orpheus
~why did morpheus kill orpheus
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Day 26 — TACD (Today Another Company Died)
The Online Jungle — worse than the real Amazon
i.
Audiobookstand, Avalon
Books, Bookpages, BookSurge,
Telebook, TobyPress,
& Waldenbooks
all book-related businesses
Amazon has bought
& closed (sometimes
parts are “merged”)
sadly today Book Depository
has been added to that list
a UK online book store
once known for its wild range
affordability, & free worldwide D
launched in 2004 Amazon
“acquired” the company
in 2011 (it was several years
before i realised
my protest purchasing
was still lining
bald Jeff’s pockets)
but don’t feel too bad
(Amazon don’t)
they still own:
Audible, Abebooks,
GoodReads, ComiXology
none of which they
developed themselves.
all bought out to
prop up/become
part of the Bezos
behemoth
& this isn’t all of them
there’s MGM, Twitch,
IMDb, Kiva, WholeFoods
& countless others across
disciplines i’ve not even listed
at least 115, possibly more
ii.
these “killer acquisitions”
aren’t limited to the cut
throat world of books
fossil fuel companies do it
buy green startups
shut them down
because they don’t
want the competition
pharmaceutical companies
buy rivals to eliminate
competing therapies
under development
so theirs is the only
alternative
it’s something we should all care about
it’s why our antitrust laws need to be given real teeth
gareth roi poet boi 