Day 10 – superstitions + myths

Another poem that (the concept of which) has been bubbling around my brain for a few days. Again it might’ve been a better “introductory” pome but we get what get when we gets it.

The Factoid is actually an assembly of 5 Mushroom Myths, to which I could easily have added another 5 more. But five seemed the right number so I picked the funnest ones.

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superstitions abound because

i. popular
they alarm : in (as archaic storytellers would say) : ye olden days : simply : by suddenly appearing : & equally so : disappearing : into nothingness : more often than not : as if out of nowhere : oftener in odd : unusual : otherworldly : or magical forms : some humanoid in shape : some suggestive : complete with earthy intoxicating smells : foul unpleasant smells : gaudy colours : extravagant colours : glorious colours : colours which change when touched : or cut : bawdy designs : gorgeous  designs : even some which light up the dark : bioluminescence : being almost the last straw : of our ancestor’s sanity

they appear : in fairy rings : aka : dimensional portals ; midnight transportation to realms of the Fae : time travel ; where one night’s revelry inside : equates with a hundred years back home : & the deaths of all your family & friends : crushing one causes ; the curse of bad luck : predicting lifespans : or amphitheatres ; where only the pure-hearted ; can enjoy ; ethereal music & exotic dancing : scorch marks ; created by overheated dragon tails ; or worse ; wild witches dance in them ; & in their swivels summon devils : as architects of immortality

they grew : where lightning had struck earth ; or fallen stars lodged : they were made of : the blood of dragons : seeded by the Devil : or any one ; of a number of gods ; some benevolent ; others more perverse  

they were : the work of witches : portals for fairies : gifts & curses from the divine : reflections of our desires ; our doubts : some even translocate us : within our own minds

ii. personal
whereas i believe : the ongoing obsession : love/hate : philia/phobia : fondness/fear : fixation : infatuation : call it what you will : between fungi : & us : is because we recognise : at a sub liminal level : we realise : in the sub strate : of our souls : we acknowledge : at our deepest sub conscious core : we would not be here : without that first ancient collaboration : between fungi & plant : five hundred million years ago

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Day 10 Factoid – There’s A Lot Of Mushroom Misconceptions Around

5 False Myths About Mushrooms

1. If Animals Eat Them…
Animals eat many things I would not put 
near my mouth. (My dog’s diet is a perfect 
case in point.) Learning to identify mushrooms 
is far more reliable than trusting a moose.

2. Cooking Makes Mushrooms Safe
Try if you like but no matter how thoroughly 
you cook various poisonous mushrooms
many/most toxins do not break down 
with heat/any type of cooking. So no go, Joe.

3. Color Indicates Toxicity …
Not all brightly coloured mushrooms are toxic 
& plenty of dull coloured ones are safe to eat.

3i. Any White Mushrooms Are Safe To Eat Myth
No, white is not alright. Think this & it 
might be your last thought. Some of the most 
toxic mushrooms around are pure white 
& would love to kill you if they could.

4. All Toxic Mushrooms Taste Bad
That all poisonous mushrooms taste bad, bitter, 
or sour is baloney. Reportedly the death cap tastes
excellent. How do we know? It doesn’t always kill 
immediately — liver failure & other organ damage is also possible.

5. Cooking With A Silver Spoon Identifies Toxic Mushrooms.
Supposed sulphur-containing toxic mushrooms 
will not cause silver spoons to blacken or tarnish. 
All it means is if you survive your meal, 
you might have to polish your silver again.

Day 08 – field + 3-in-1

Seems like there’s a few mushroom memory poems in me trying to make their way out. So we’d best let them. It is an interesting corollary of creative activity that once you start down a certain pathway of thinking/exploration, more & more bubbles to the surface, including things you may not have thought about in decades or even remember you remembered.

WARNING: The Factoid is a pretty shocking and revelatory reveal that will quite possibly BLOW your mind.

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field mushrooms
Agaricus multitudinous 

one of my favourite memories 
as a child was wandering 
the wet grassed dew paddocks
                  in my wellies 

& finding huge white beauties 
with chocolate brown gills 
smelling of earth & muddy fertility 
                  some the size of plates

talking with my parents
several days ago we agreed
don’t see as many as we used to 
                  anecdotally at least 

back then the adventure 
was the finding not the eating 
some things stay the same
                  but others change drastically 

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Day 08 Factoid – Not all mushrooms taste the same

the unusual instance of 3 mushrooms in 1
Agaricus bisporus

1. Button
entirely white
baby blobs of bland
reason for near universal popularity
             unknown

2. Cremini 
brown capped 
no visible gills
firmer texture  
             difficult to source in Oz

3. Portobello
large rugged roofed
flat brown caps 
& visible gills
             at last looking like a proper mushy

4. Revelation
all these mushrooms are the same
the minor difference is age
the major difference is taste
             (you’re welcome)

Day 07 – foraging + edibility

Lovely walks past & present. [Note: photo is one of mine, taken on just such a walk.]

The Factoid Poem addresses the very real & pressing question: what mushrooms can you eat?

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foraging seasons

i.
some substantial rain & 
the passing of the March equinox 
heralds the coming season

magic is starting among the trees
but we’re all waiting
on a little more water first

to engage in our adult version
of an Easter egg hunt — the long 
range forecast delivered news

no one wanted — a dry winter
followed by another dry summer 
La Niña’s kaput  El Niño’s back baby

ii.
Chester & i enjoyed wandering 
among the pines on dank damp 
drizzling delightful delicious days 

he loved smelling every new spore
before dashing off to the next adventure 
leaving me to identify (if i could)

& artfully photograph the most alluring 
sometimes wished i could have trained 
him to seek out truffles (or similar)

but he found his enjoyment 
in his own way & that was enough 
(more than enough)            for me

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Day 07 Factoid – All mushrooms are edible

Edible

don’t listen to what
the naysayers neigh

you can eat any 
mushroom you like

whether you wish to keep
living is another matter

altogether

Day 06 — impressions + interstellars

This one has been building for many days. In an ideal world, perhaps it should have been the first poem of the month. But it’s not. What ya gonna do about it? It’s here now. & it’s okay.

The Poetic Factoid has the potential to be revisited in a bigger poem later on as there’s lots of interesting things about that particular topic.

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first impressions

when i think of mushrooms : it’s almost always something primal : something primitivistic : something pagan : something archetypal : something out of the dim distant past : something older than dinosaurs : something ancient & eternal : more chthonic than Cthulhu : yet still something otherworldly : something Lovecraftian : something neverending : something overpowering : something from Ovid’s Metamorphosis : constantly transforming

primordial : growing among the decay : the rot : the hummus holes of homes : the wet humble detritus of life : in a forest : in a cave : somewhere dark : somewhere dank : somewhere quiet : somewhere eternal : somewhere enchanted intertwined entangled beguiled 

yet for all this : passionate : active : evocative : working hard to make the world better : to restore : to regenerate : to rejuvenate 

to con : tinue on

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Day 06 Factoid — Space fungi are badassess

star spores

7 years ago a number of unoffending fungi were deliberately 
attached to the hull of the ISS by malicious scientists

exposing them to a year of space’s malevolent triple threat
cosmic radiation  complete vacuum  & Kelvin-level temps

despite the deep freeze many both survived the ordeal 
& were capable of reproducing themselves afterwards

hinting at the possibility fungi
                             could well be excellent interstellar explorers

Day 05 – the tomb shroom + maybe manna

FOG Day 1 of 2. Nothing like getting it out of the way early on. Another Case Study poem, with a slight difference to yesterday’s & probably all that conceivably will follow it. Note: I’m pretty pleased with today’s poem also which means heavy redaction. 

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Case Study: Aboriri gravis
#2: Tomb Dweller

[please click to enlarge image]

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Factoid Day 05 – TIL I learnt about potential biblical fungi

manna mania

that the bible does not 
mention mushrooms once 
says everything i need to know

yet some cheeky scholars suggest 
the small round things that appear after morning 
dew — are psilocybin mushrooms

Day 01 – names & nomenclature 

April. Always after March. Every damn year. So soon in the season too. Thus Na/GloPoWriMo 2026. 

Spent yesterday being super organised & preparing for a whole other theme … but this idea has been roiling around in the back of my mind for some years. And so — a 20th hour decision meant tossing all that work out & going with my gut.

This year’s themes-based approach means I seek to write 30 poems about mushroom & fungi. (Things I love; have [read/possess] multiple books about; & am truly fascinated by.)

Sometimes the poem might be about mushrooms themselves, searching for them in the forests, recipes, their role in nature, literature, whatever. Othertimes I might take one of the many unusual exotic names as a title & riff off that on a totally unrelated tangent with only the name as common denominator. 

As previously III, since many journals/comps/etc refuse to accept poems even if they’ve only been on personal Facebook pages or blogs with minimal subscribers I won’t be posting the entirety of each poem on my blog, but a [hopefully] tantalising snippet.

I’m uncertain yet whether I shall undertake to write a daily Poetic Factoid poem. Feels like there’s a lot on this month already! Even these short silly poems often work quite well, better than the main event sometimes. Perhaps I should just write these & bugger the serious bunk.

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Day 1 – the many fine names of the mushroom

Button : Oyster : Honey : Chestnut : Cauliflower
Coral : Lobster : Puffball : Giant Puffball : Parasol 
Milky : Straw : Deer : Beech : Elm

Wine Cap : Stinkhorn Inky Cap : Black Trumpet
Hedgehog : Chicken of the Woods
Lion’s Mane : Turkey Tail
Wood Ears, Jelly Ears, & Pig’s Ears

Slippery Jack : Jack O’Lantern : Charcoal Burner
Yellowfoot : Yellow Stainer : Velvet Shank

Dryad’s Saddle : Elfin Saddle : Scarlet Elf Cup
Saffron Milk Cap : Indigo Milk Cap : 
Panther Cap : Death Cap : Tiger Sawgill : Destroying Angel

Fairy Ring : Earthstar

Chanterelle & False Chanterelle
Morel & False Morel

a list just begun : a list of poetics : & poison 
                               divination : & deception 
                               delicious : & disgusting
magic : & medicinal 
decay : & rebirth 

a list : as old : as humanity 

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Factoid 1 – genetic mind warp

the categorisation of mushrooms

neither plants : nor animals they
belong instead : to the kingdom : fungi
along with : lichens, yeasts, mildews, molds, rusts, & smuts

indeed, we’re more closely related to fungi than plants
sharing some 50% of our DNA with shrooms

Day 28 — Thursday Next + Thursday Now

Another Lawrence’s Maxim might come as a shock given I’ve been drip feeding them out on Saturdays up until now — but the truth is I quite enjoy writing them, there’s lots of books on the possible shortlist, & I’m running out of time. Three days only left of this year’s Glo/NaPoWriMo so I figured what they hey (I already have one planned for the final day & there was the special Blue Shakespeare edition Wednesday Last) …

As is often the case, the Factoid became more fun & grew in the telling to be a quirky little thing all its own.

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Thursday Next

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Day 28 Factoid — Thursdays on my mind

7 Thursday week: a Fun Factoid pome told in seven days

That may be must be, love, on Thursday next.
Paris

i.
We all know it’s named after 
Thor (Norse god of thunder)

but after that Thursday 
fun facts tend to dry up

ii.
some folks call it “Friday’s Friday” 
given it heralds Friday
& therefore hurrah!  the weekend

i prefer to think of it more 
as Wednesday’s Thursday
— but it seems less exciting

iii. 
Thanksgiving (a local US custom) 
is always celebrated on November’s 
fourth Thursday

er, iv.
the chemical element Thorium (Th) 
is named after Thor, which means
it’s indirectly connected to Thursday

v.
Richard Osman’s now making tons 
of money after choosing Thursday 
as the day his Murder Club meets

vi.
Thursday is mentioned more times
in Shakespeare than any other day

17 including the phrase “Thursday Next”
uttered by three separate characters:
Paris, Capulet, & Friar Maximillian Laurence (no relation)

vii. 
come this Thursday next
i won’t have to crank out 
three poems daily & can 
                                      finally rest

Day 27 — book sense part 1 + book sense part 5

Been in my head (my nose mainly) for a while. A simple poem about a much beloved part of bookerying. The Poetic Factoid is in fact, a Negative Factoid.

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bibliosmia 

as books age
they begin to break down
the paper breaks down
the ink breaks down
the cloth breaks down
the leather breaks down
the binding breaks down

what break down means
in this situation
is delicious little bits 
of book bit
drift off into the air
& into our noses

these exquisite scents
are special fragrances
capable of forming
spiritual connections
within our brains 
primarily because
i have it on good
authority that — 
old book shops are 
exactly what
heaven smells like

if i could bottle it
& make it a cologne
1. i’d wear it every day
2. i’d make a mint
cos all bibliophiles
love the smell of books

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Day 27 Factoids — thankfully not a word

bibliovore

while we bibliophiles
adore almost everything 
to with books
the way they look
the way they feel
the way they sound
the way they smell
(sweet angels above —
that sublime scent)

thankfully we don’t
get off on eating them

Day 25 — poets + soldiers

The theme of “reading” overlayed on “Anzac Day” works well. (Particularly poetry.)
The Poetic Factoid poem kinda explains the rationale behind today’s main poem.

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The Boy From Eden Valley 
by g.r. “ukelele” jones

There was stillness in the trenches, for the word had passed along 
That the call to take Lone Pine had been made,
And even though they’d tried before & all knew it to be wrong
Orders from the top couldn’t be belayed.
All the tired mud-coated soldiers from units near and far
Had gathered one by one across the line,
For though the boys would much prefer to stay where they are,
No body was willing to be left behind.

There was old Harrison, now a long way from a pup,
An old man with white snow dusting all his hair;
But few could fight beside him when his blood was fairly up
He would go wherever his countrymen would dare.
Clancy of the Overflow too had volunteered to serve,
No better rifleman ever held a gun;
For no man would ever say that Clancy had no nerve,
He learnt to shoot under the hot Australian sun.

And one was there, a youngster who’d lied about his age,
He was scrawny like a chicken undersized,
But oftentimes there’s a touch of angry eagle – impossible to gauge
And as such unexpected heroes are disguised.
He was hard and tough and wiry – just the sort that won’t say die
There was courage in his quick impatient tread;
And he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and fiery eye,
And the proud and lofty carriage of his head.

But still so young and weedy, one would doubt his power to stay,
And the captain said, “Sorry, son you’ll never do
For a dash cross no man’s land, you’d better stop away,
That wasteland is far too dangerous for you.”
So he waited sad and wistful – only Clancy stood his friend
“I think we ought to let him come,” he said;
“I warrant he’ll be there with us when we all reach the end,
For he is from the hills and is Barossa bred.

“He hails from Eden Valley, up by Kaiserstuhl’s side,
Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough,
Where a horse’s hoofs strike firelight from the flint stones every stride,
The man that holds his own there is more good enough.
And the Eden Valley cobber is a special kind of tough,
Where the dry creek runs those granite hills between;
Outwardly gruff maybe, but inside the right sort of stuff,
And nowhere yet such comrades have I seen.”

Although he did not understand the reason for this tussle, 
World politics was low priority back on the North Rhine, 
The boy from Eden Valley stood stock still not moving a muscle – 
Thinking: I intend to make the Lonesome Pine mine
Through the stringybarks and saplings, on the rough and broken ground, 
Up the hillside at a furious pace he went; 
Promising not to lower his rifle till he arrived safe and sound, 
Working his way up that tricky ascent.

He was right among his mates as they pushed up the sloping hill, 
While bodies all around dropped like flies, 
A blind fierce fever overcame him propelling his legs still,
He wanted none to see the terror in his eyes. 
Then they lost him for a moment, where two gullies met 
While he was ten thousand miles away remembering  
Dim distant hillsides where the vines would not be budding yet, 
Where all in Eden Valley were waiting for spring.

A season he would never see again, nor turn his head for home
Alone and unassisted he’d not be coming back. 
For two bullets pierced his chest, the holes gaped with bloody foam. 
And like a wounded bull he fell upon the track, 
And the bugles all did blare retreat, not that many heard, 
Blood and bone from man & boy covered now the spur; 
Dead and wounded strew the ground, cries for help were slurred, 
And in the dust his vision began to blur.

Now down by Gallipoli, where the pine-clad ridges rise 
Their torn and rugged battlements on high, 
Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white sun burns your eyes 
At grey dawn in the cold and frosty sky, 
And below The Nek where the Aegean does sweep and sway 
From Homer’s winedark sea the miles are far and wide, 
The man from Eden Valley is a household name today, 
But we still lament that damned stupidity, the reason that he died.


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Day 25 Factoid — Banjo was a soldier & a poet

poet soldiers

i.
Banjo was a popular poet
who for twenty years prior
romanticised bush life
representing those
“outback” as tough
independent  heroic
yet  laconic underdogs
qualities many soldiers 
wanted to reflect

A&R published his poems 
in pocket editions designed 
to fit in Anzac tunic pockets
the perfect gift for 1917s 
cultured ‘man in the trench’
poems like Mulga Bill’s Bicycle 
The Man From Snowy River 
were read &/or recited 
by the diggers to sustain 
their spirits with “feelgood” 
humorous yarns from home

ii.
i don’t buy the bullshit 
WWI & those who fought 
forged our modern Aussie DNA
on those fabled battlefields
but i wholeheartedly believe 
they gave their naivety
& their innocence 
                                      for country
some gave their bodies, 
some their minds; many their lives; 
but all had their optimism 
their gungho patriotism 
brutally crushed by tanks
blown apart by artillery 
ripped into shreds by shrapnel 
strafed by machinegun fire
choked by poison gas
decimated & dismayed 
by the scale of carnage
inhuman conditions & 
idiotic leadership 
from too many 
in positions of power

& as such deserve our care
& eternal compassion

Day 20 — personal readings + brief verses

A second Festival of Grief poem although far from the worst day I’ve endured in these past 35 years. Playing round with the meaning of the word “reading” based around verses pertinent to today. I love how a theme can forge a type of poem you’d never consider otherwise. Factoid is short sharp & shiny.

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Three Readings

Halfwit 15:4 – And, behold, there was a great downpour upon the holy day: and the stone was rolled back, and all the waters swirled in fury down the hole; and the angel cried out in pain, and called his name; and lo, he ran in, but nothing could he do except embrace her for the messenger of the Lord had already decided, what was to be, and had descended from heaven, and sat upon their hopes. 

Fishtail 15:6 – And when they looked, they saw that another had come in, swiftly, sudden and unexpected, like a guest in the night filling that room from whence the stone had previously been rolled away: but lo, though she was quiet and calm and oh so gentle, she likewise could not stay; for her need elsewhere was very great; and so she departed causing a second great pain to the angels. 

Hijinks 21:7 – And so in this way, many moons passed and the dark cave was almost but not entirely forgotten, until much perplexed thereabouts, they found the old stone rolled across and the angels hearts’ at once gladdened and grew afraid lest the sadness be returned; and so it indeed came to pass that before the season’s end, two messengers stood by them in shining garments; took their hands and lead them away from the sepulchre to whence they were never to return. 

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Day 20 Factoid – shortest bible verse (is very short)

John 11:35

the short
est verse
in the Bi
ble is also
my favo
urite …

Jesus wept.