Ironically I’m sitting at the puta writing a poem about energy when I am exhausted after a very long day.
Two Notes:
1. Formatting is an issue (the poems don’t look as good as they do properly formatted in a word doc) as is often the way with WordPress.
2. The old maxim, sorry about the long poems, I didn’t have time to write short ones is particularly true tonight.
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Australian Energy — a call & response poem
Australia is
the third-largest exporter of coal in the world
no, it’s the biggest
home to two of the 10 largest coal mines in the world
four of the 10
Australians believe {of the total workforce} :
the coal mining industry makes up 11%
in reality it’s just 0.3%
oil & gas employment make up 20%
just 0.2%
Australians believe {of GDP} :
the economic value of the gas industry is 12.4%
2.5%
coal mining contributes 13.6%
2.6%
50% of Australians believe {of what we should be building} :
new gas power stations
only 21% believe we should be building new renewable energy projects
my apologies i was confused
let me try that again
50% of Australians believe:
new renewable energy projects
only 21% believe we should be building new gas power stations
the 2023-2024 Australian Federal Budget has been released
fossil fuel subsidies (such as the Fuel Tax Credit)
– will cost the Budget over $41 billion
over the next four years
significantly more than all the funded climate initiatives combined
despite fossil fuel industries being the past
& clean energy initiatives, the future
(perhaps, assuming
we survive)
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Funfact Day 3 – TIL how to grow iconic French architecture
Paris’s brutal metal heart
— the Eiffel Tower can be
as much as fifteen to sixteen
centimetres taller in summer
{ thermal expansion heats the iron up
the particles gain kinetic energy
& in so doing : take up more space }
think how tall she will get
when The Iron Lady starts
experiencing month long 40+ degree days
when Ville-Lumière becomes Ville-Chaleur
& Ville d’Amour becomes Ville d’Sueur
{ City of Light melts into City of Heat
& City of Love drips into City of Sweat }
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Funfact Day 3 (bonus) – TIL other Eiffel things
i.
the Tower was initially
intended for Barcelona
but those pesky Catalans
thought it an awful eyeful (ouch!)
so Gustave pitched her to Paris instead
ii.
initially the French weren’t
overly impressed either
metal-shaming her as
“useless & monstrous”
“a stupefying folly”
& “an odious column of bolted metal”
always something of a prickly loner
writer Guy de Maupassant
dined every day at the cafe directly below
— the only spot in Paris he claimed
he couldn’t see the damn thing
but they grew to love her
— as did the whole world
till she became what she now is
(like so many modern landmarks)
little more than Instafodder
gareth roi poet boi 