Day 07 – fire + balls

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Today my housemate spent large parts of his day in other roles: netball selector & volunteer firefighter.

The serious poem began playing with synonyms … & then stayed that way cos I was too exhausted to work it further … but I think it’s kind of fun for a first draft. Reflects how I feel consuming lots of climate change literature. The factoid came when it was suggested (perhaps facetiously) that I should write a netball poem. Regardless, challenge accepted.

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9:burnonyms 

1.
our house is burning : on fire : alight : ablaze, blazing ; it’s going up : up in smoke : in flames : aflame : it smoulders : flares : flashes : flickers

2.
we’ve burned all the letters : set fire to : set on fire : set alight : set light to : lit : set burning : ignited : put a match to ; kindled : incinerate : reduce to ashes : destroy by fire ; torch : inflame

3.
we forgot to turn off the iron & nearly burned the sky : scorch : singe : sear : char : blacken : discolour : brand ; scald ; cauterise : calcine ; torrefy

4.
our lungs burn with humiliation : be hot : be warm : feel hot : be feverish : be fevered : be on fire; blush : redden : be red :: go red : go pink : turn red : turn crimson : turn scarlet : flush : colour : crimson

5.
our lip burns where our teeth have pierced it : smart : sting : tingle : prick : prickle : be irritated : be sore : hurt : be painful : throb : ache

6.
earth is burning with curiosity : at what is still to come : be consumed by/with : be eaten up by/with : be obsessed by/with : be tormented by/with : be bedevilled by

7.
some (but not enough) are burning with fury that so little is being done : we seethe : boil : fume : smoulder : simmer : be boiling over : be beside oneself ; be livid : be wild : jump up & down : froth/foam at the mouth

8.
people differ considerably in the energy they burn up : use up : consume : expend : get through : go through : dissipate : eat up : exhaust

9.
i burn to know what the secret is : yearn : long : have a longing : ache : be aching : itch : be itching : desire : be consumed with the desire : want : want badly : be unable to wait : be eager : be desperate : hanker : have a hankering : wish : crave : lust : pant : hunger : be hungry : be greedy : thirst : be thirsty ; have a yen : yen : be dying; archaic be athirst : be desirous

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Day 7 – TIL about an odd netball name

ball games, sprawling names

netball once was known as basketball
— wait let me start again

in 1891 basnetketball
began life with : just 13 rules 
as a 9 versus 9 game ;
using an old soccer ball ;
two wall-mounted
peach baskets as goals
& incorporated rules from  
 duck on a rock (a medieval
kid’s game played as a child)

for about 3 seconds it was called
Naismith Game after its inventor
— but he hated that & said 
“we have a ball & a basket: 
why not basketball?”

a female physical culture instructor
tweaked several rules them to 
make them more decorous for ladies
misunderstood others & called the resultant
hodgepodge basquette

in 1893 : Madame Österberg  
who advocated : female physical fitness
thereby better preparing : for motherhood 
not to mention :  emancipation  : generally
tossed a version : of the new sport
across the sea : to her English college students 

tweaks a couple years later 
by American lecturer : Dr Toles
played with waste paper baskets : on walls
without lines : boundaries : or circles

more revisions : 1897 from another 
American teacher : Miss Porter
moved outdoors : onto grass courts
divided : into three zones : replaced 
baskets : with ringed : nets

hence : net ball which went : imperial 
thrown : to all quarters of the Empire
caught in Oz possibly as early as 1897
though most say : turn of the century

despite being :  netball  :  everywhere else
the Aussies & Kiwis kept : the name 
women’s basketball : until 1970

at which point I can finally return 
to my initial remarks — 

netball once was known as basketball
in fact, it was still that when we Ango Panthers 
won our previous A-Grade premiership 
but. no. more. — we are now : reigning : BLG : netball premiers 

Day 06 — sun dimming + dim summing

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Many methods for dealing with increasing temperatures are touted by people who have an interest in solving the climate changing crisis (I won’t say their interest is purely financial; although the advocates seem to favour different techno-fixes depending on which start-up/research project they’ve invested in). 

The geoengineering lingo for the various means of injecting particles into the atmosphere in order to reflect more sunlight back to space is known as Solar Radiation Management (SRM)

[The many other proposed techno-fixes are a whole other kettle of batshitcrazy that might form the basis of a different poem later this month, but today’s poem gonna focused solely on ones that deal with the sun — & the three short stanzas I’m sharing concern sulphate aerosols. Not the space mirrors. Not the billions of aluminised, hydrogen-filled balloons. Just the sulphate. Aerosol.]

This poem written, the topic for my Poetic Factoid practically wrote itself.

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dim the sun

spraying sulphate aerosols into the stratosphere
via specially techofitted airplanes

or to rush ludicrously to the other extreme 
via very long hoses hanging from helium balloons

even squirting it into the sky — somehow —
via cannons (yes, you read it right)

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dim the sum

“dim sum” can be translated 
as point of the heart
   — or touch the heart

dim sum is also best enjoyed 
with a large group of friends
   — explaining why i never eat it