It’s been a long day. I’ve worked on several poems none of which have made it to completion, hence it’s time for a couple of quick filler pomes. No 1: A poem made up of the titles only of all the books I read which I gave 10 stars to in 2024. (Only 10 of them.) That’s it. No editing or tweaking allowed. That’s it. That’s the exercise. The task in 2 months time is to come along & edit that skeleton pome & see if it can be brought to more/some sense.

No 2: The Factoid is very similarly created. I have chosen 13 of the worst titles ever as voted by Good Reads … & I can concur. Some are pretty shite. Tried to arrange them in at least a pseudo-pome format.

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2024 : ***** *****

The Wood, The Running Hare:
The Secret Life of Farmland
Raising Hare, Under the Stars

The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet
The Galaxy, and the Ground Within
The House in the Cerulean Sea

This Changes Everything
Maybe Next Time
This Changes Everything

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Day 24 Factoid — 13 of the worst book titles ever

Why Geese Don’t Get Obese

Truth, Dare, or Handcuffs or Threeway
Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

How to Poo at Work
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
Walter The Farting Dog Farts Again

It’s Not That I’m Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O’Reilly

Porn Again Christian
Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!
Anybody Can Be Cool . . . But Awesome Takes Practice

Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine, #3)
Uncockblockable